The Upstarts: Czart

 

SWITCH TO POLISH MF

Is Czart even Metal? Metal-Archives? Nothing. Rateyourmusic? Zero. Discogs. Nothing too. Videos made in AI. Not cool. But I will give you a chance, because youtube keeps molesting me with you. "Oooh, and we're going like this and we're going like that".

The music sounds like a mix of Deftones with Black Dahlia Murder and Dub Buk. Folk, Alt Black Metal? Or maybe Deathcore with elements of Atmospheric Black Metal? Or maybe it's grunge playing Burzum? Fuck if I know. I don't know how to call it. It's kinda cool. A weird sign of times. However.

The point behind the series was to present new projects, who are just worthy of a moment. It's not like shitty Batushka (seriously, if you like it, improve your taste), but the joke is that Batushka was the first thing that came to my mind, when I was listening to Czart.

But that's not it. This is fully a music imagined by my pitiful millennial generation (I assume, because the level of autoirony is off the charts). Yup, there's a lot of emotions and suffering in the music. I like it. But it's also a proof that you shouldn't listen to Deftones, otherwise you might start to like such music. I also hate bands that use words like "patriarchy", to the point of beating them with a club. But you know what? If you really want it? Please, have it. My wish is that you will receive exactly what you ask for.

The problem is, nothing I heard, was real. It was all one big illusion. Hocus Pocus Abracadabra. Is their photo made in AI as well?

I have this strange feeling, that one year from now, they might turn out to be a sensation (maybe bots will make them popular), and an example for others (god no), and everyone will love them, and will be in awe. 

Eh, whatever, see for youself, if you don't mind AI:

It is kinda cool. If they release a physical CD - I might get it. I already have weird stuff, like Nekromer, I can very well have them too. Whether you love it, or hate it, I'm afraid, this is the future. This will be either the most hated band, or the most loved. Metal is about humankind, not machines. Is this for real? No, this is all fake, just like our lives. This is a proof that satan finally rules this planet. Everything is finally artificial.

PS. I do like sax, even fake one. 

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