Death Metal Alphabet

 

English: Satirical, but still educational article for a summer. The purpose is to teach the vocabulary of Death.

Polski: Satyryczno-edukacyjny artykuł na lato. Celem jest nauczenie się języka Death Metalu. W inglisz.

 

A is for

  

The Netherland Doom / Death masters, with Martin van Drun(k)en on vocals (formerly Pestilence). 

 

B is for

 

The British kings of crusty, war-themed Death Metal. They sabotaged Vader's gear on stage.

C is for

 

Gory band, which started in New York, but moved to Florida, where the sun shines more.

 

D is for

 

Satanic party with Glen Benton galore. He really doesn't like God.

 

 E is for

 

Swedish pioneers, who contributed to the explosion of the Scandinavian scene.

F is for

Cybernetic Gods of Industrial Death from overworking.

G is for

 

Cause reality is - when you die.

H is for

 

Nobody loves Death Metal more than Sergio Baloff.

 

I is for

 

Albeit Incantation also deserves the spot.

 

J is for

 

Groovy bros, with some riffs in spades.

 

K is for

 

With their own brand of Northern Hyperblast.

 

L is for

 

Ils excellent dans son métier et maîtres sous-estimés.

M is for

 

And their Ancient ways.

 

N is for

 

Come closer, if you want to learn Egyptian lore. 

 

O is for

 

And I don't care what they say. I do what I want.

P is for

 

Mentioned before, they were masters of their craft.

 

Q is for

 

"Where you are going" is a good question to ask.

 

R is for

 

...And countless other projects by Rogga Johansson.

 

S is for

 

Savage, brutal heroes from the jungle of New York.

T is for

 

Their debut is legendary, and I don't plan making a Grindcore Alphabet, so...

 

U is for

 

And their epic glory stories about Vikings.

 

V is for

 

A.k.a., Polish strength & pride.

W is for

For continuing what Hellhammer started all these decades ago...

 

X is for

 

And their rock 'n' roll-infused magicall ride. 

 

Y is for

Because otherwise I would have nothing better to show for the letter Y.

 

Z is for 

 

So I can finally finish this article and go back home. 

Now, obviously there are some glaring omissions, but hey, there is always another year. Recommendations are welcome.

Rekomendacje mile widziane. Jest to też chyba jedyny artykuł nie będący w żadnej serii, przez co podejrzewam, że małe szanse, aby ktoś go odkrył, więc niechaj ten post będzie moim słodki sekretem.